Meh, I'm sick. It sucks the big one, and sucks it well. I haven't been sick since December, I thought I'd be fine, but I guess one should really read the warning labels when shooting crack off of a Samoan man whore's penal crevasse.
The weird part about it is it get's worse as time passes. Usually there's a schedule..
Day 1: Sore throat, possible coughing, light headed.
Day 2: Continuing from a preceding night of a slight possible fever and cold shivers, I wake up with a temperature of 101 and a runny nose like a broken dike (or dyke , if you get the metaphor), Eyes are watery, sore throat proceeds, and loss of ambition to do anything.
Day 3: 75% of symptoms clear up, temperature returns to 98.6.
Day 4 and on: For about 2 weeks I have a stuffy nose and a sore throat but can function and I finally learn to appreciate breathing until the process happens again a year or 2 later.
I'm relatively always healthy, other than emotional baggage (treatment: nightly dosage of about 6 ounces if scotch, divided in thirds within an hour and a full nights sleep), but it's only been 3 months, and this cold is weird. Since I'm studying medicine I've been trying to diagnose myself. So far, it's the common cold. Possibly a different strand of bacteria is the culprit, or who knows. It sucks, I can't function well, and I plain old don't like it!
I went to see Stephen Lynch's Three Balloons show in Wilbur Theatre in Boston MA. Always entertaining. He brought back some goldies like, "Special", "Grandpa", and the famous "Little Gay Robot." A lot of the final act was repeated from his previous tours, but it never gets boring. Besides his typical scoffing at the audience, guitar and singing, and random banter, there was use of a projector which aired small clips he directed for the tour as "ice breakers" or "intermissions" NO more than a few minutes long, it was different. Possibly utilized before, like on The Chappelle Show, or Important Things with Demetri Martin, but to use it as a prop for a tour, was brilliant.
Ok, I'm taking a nap, I'm not in the mood to do anymore. More on shit later. Fuck off.
